F Monday Night in Magnolia 2026 season

Power rankings

Record, scoring, recent form and consistency, blended. Not the standings, and deliberately so.

Wk 1
1

Ice Ice Baby B

0-0 Contender

Near-perfect lineup. Suspicious levels of competence.

Record 0.50
Scoring 1.00
Momentum 1.00
Consistency 0.50
Wk 1: 172.86 All-play 7-0 Efficiency 99%
2

Puttin' for Bird

0-0 Contender

Won by 40-plus. That was not a matchup, it was a formality.

Record 0.50
Scoring 0.90
Momentum 0.90
Consistency 0.50
Wk 1: 165.42 All-play 6-1 Efficiency 100%
3

Legion of Brew

0-0 Contender

Scored 152.9 and lost anyway. Genuinely unlucky, for once.

Record 0.50
Scoring 0.73
Momentum 0.73
Consistency 0.50
Wk 1: 152.86 All-play 5-2 Efficiency 91%
4

A Football Move

0-0 In the hunt

No highlights, no disasters. Aggressively fine.

Record 0.50
Scoring 0.37
Momentum 0.37
Consistency 0.50
Wk 1: 125.60 All-play 4-3 Efficiency 84%
5

Wild Blitz Rebecca

0-0 In the hunt

Benched 27.9 points. Starting the right guys is, apparently, optional.

Record 0.50
Scoring 0.25
Momentum 0.25
Consistency 0.50
Wk 1: 116.42 All-play 3-4 Efficiency 81%
6

Grand Fumble

0-0 In the hunt

Lost by a couple of points. That one is going to sting until Thursday.

Record 0.50
Scoring 0.24
Momentum 0.24
Consistency 0.50
Wk 1: 116.02 All-play 2-5 Efficiency 93%
7

Passin' Patti

0-0 Draft pick watch

Benched 31.5 points. Starting the right guys is, apparently, optional.

Record 0.50
Scoring 0.00
Momentum 0.00
Consistency 0.50
Wk 1: 98.02 All-play 1-6 Efficiency 76%
8

Damage Incorporated

0-0 Draft pick watch

Benched 68.2 points. Starting the right guys is, apparently, optional.

Record 0.50
Scoring 0.00
Momentum 0.00
Consistency 0.50
Wk 1: 97.90 All-play 0-7 Efficiency 59%